It was a very rough few days for Noah. Tending to all of those anxious animals was starting to
wear down on him. After building himself a pimp new pad, Noah was ready to take a very well
deserved nap. However, just as he was about to doze off, he hears a strange noise in the distance...
Suddenly! A light! Right over the mountains and getting closer! Before Noah knows it, bright beams fill
his house and yard! Before long the entire yard is infested with ugly weird looking beings!!!!!
They seem to be wearing some strange metallic clothing, and are carrying mysterious magical weapons...
Noah is appalled!!!!
What is this blasphemy!!!! God cursed the planet with the flood to rid the world of monstrosities
such as these!!!! This has to be the work of the Devil.
Suddenly, one pops up outside the window!!!! Startled, Noah grabs the first thing he can - a handful of
animal feed! He desperatley throws it in its ugly face. Surprisingly, it melts away and the creature bolts
into the distance!
Noah now knows what he must do. Armed with his slingshot, he is not going to let any evil creature take advantage
of this clean slate of a world!!! This is God's world and as God's soldier it is upon Noah to rid the world
of these weird beings and finally get that gosh-darned nap!!!!
Spoiler: About NOAHPAK
This monstrosity is a mod for Super 3D Noah's Ark! As far as I know, this is the first of its kind - an ECWolf mod for
S3DNA, enhanced with new enemies, weapons, and lots of other fun stuff! This mod started out as a simple level mod for
S3DNA and slowly morphed into this slightly fucked up adventure about Noah cleansing the Earth of evil blasphemous sheep-fucking aliens!
The point of this game is to rid your poorly-planned, over-sized house (It was built from the remnants of the Ark, you know...why do you think
there are no ruins? Duh) of aliens, and then infiltrate their ship to destroy the remaining invasion forces and the battle computer! However,
the animals from the ark haven't moved far from where the ark landed yet, and they are pretty freaked out by
all this invasion stuff, so you must feed them to distract them from this anarchy!
This mod requires the newest dev version of ECWolf. This mod WILL NOT work with
Wolfenstein 3D, but luckily S3DNA has been recently revived on the internet, which can be purchased for about
$7 (Well worth it to play this shit heap!)
These are the ugly bastards that have come to rain on God's parade. The only thing
these creatures will understand is a deadly handful of corrosive feed!
Grunt - These little green shits are the main invasion force, aka bullet bait. They
carry laser rifles, and have no problems zapping you out of the picture to rape this world of resources!
Captain - These seem to be the commanders on the battlefield. They are much bigger and faster than their underlings,
and have heavy duty laser cannons ready to blast you to smithereens!
Troll - Bioengineered by the invaders, these things live only to eat. To make things worse, they puke up plasma
Bloboid - A native species of the invaders' home planet. These things could be the worst thing to ever be spawned
in the deepest bowels of the universe. Ugly, smelly green piles of flesh eating snot. The worst part is, they split into
two smaller Bloboids when they are killed! The only way to destroy them is to keep smashing them until they are liquid piles of goo!
Alien Overlord - These things are the planners of the attack. They weren't expecting heavy
resistance, so not many of the master race came along for this trip, but the ones who did
are the most battle hardened warriors this side of the Milky Way! Not only are they heavily trained,
but they also wield heavy weapons that pummel you with a barrage of laser balls! These guys guard key areas of the ship,
including the main entrance into the ship, and the main battle computer.
Laser Rifle - The aliens wield a strange weapon. It seems that it was designed for nothing except destruction. When fired, it
shoots a strange red glowing light that smites anything in its path! Not near as awesome as God's power, but for Noah, it may be
the best chance he has against growing numbers of aliens! Self recharges and has a stun setting, so you can
Laser Cannon - This looks like a much more powerful weapon. Shoots massive balls of bright energy. These babies can take out an Overlord
in just a few shots! However, it seems that not many of these babies are around...
- Enhanced movement and graphics. Your weapon bobs! The levels have brightness levels! Even simulated outdoor areas! Far out!
- Music from various 90's video games!
- Giorgio Tsoukalos boasting how he told us so!
Spoiler: Credits and Such
Wolfenstein 3D / Wolf Engine by iD Software
Super 3D Noah's Ark by Wisdom Tree
ECWolf by Braden Obrzut (Blzut3)
Alien Sprites from Corridor 7 by Capstone Software
Alien Sounds from Blake Stone (JAM Software/Apogee) and Chex Quest (Digital Café)
Laser Rifle sprites from Astrostein (PC) - originally by Laz Rojas, converted by Bruce Ryder
Tech sprites from Astrostein (PC) originally by Laz Rojas, converted by Bruce Ryder
Laser Cannon sprites from Blake Stone by JAM Productions and Apogee Software
Extra walls and floors from Blake Stone by JAM Productions and Apogee Software
Trees from WolfenDoom by Laz Rojas, except for the little tree, which is from the Tech Demo by Executor.
Prisoners originally by Ian Summerfield, adapted and edited by AstroCreep
Extra Music from Zombies Ate My Neighbors, After Burner II, Super Metroid, Battletoads and Double Dragon, Earthworm Jim, Contra III, and Mortal Kombat (Sega Genesis)
All levels by AstroCreep (Sam Feichter)
Sheep gore by AstroCreep, all other gore from Brutal Doom (not sure of original source)
Sheep Easter Egg by AstroCreep
Utilities used - MS Paint, Photoshop CS6, SLADE, WDC, Speedway Coffee, strawberry Crush, Killian's, and Reese's minis
aftmu.ogg - "After Burner" 2nd mission music from "After Burner II" by Sega
bddstag1.ogg - Level 1 music from "Battletoads and Double Dragon: The Ultimate Team" by RARE
bddstag2.ogg - Level 2 music from "Battletoads and Double Dragon: The Ultimate Team" by RARE
brinstar.ogg - "Upper Brinstar(Green Jungle)" from "Super Metroid" by Nintendo
contra1.ogg - "Ground Zero" from "Contra III: The Alien Wars" by Konami
drtongue.ogg - "Dr Tongue's Castle of Terror" from "Zombies Ate My Neighbors" by LucasArts
junkcity.ogg - "New Junk City" from "Earthworm Jim" by Shiny Entertainment
maridia.ogg - "Maridia (2nd)" from "Super Metroid" by Nintendo
norfair.ogg - "Upper Norfair" from "Super Metroid" by Nintendo
pyramid.ogg - "Pyramid of Fear" from "Zombies Ate My Neighbors" by LucasArts
tentacle.ogg - "Mars Needs Cheerleaders" from "Zombies Ate My Neighbors" by LucasArts
thepit.ogg - "The Pit (Arcade)" from "Mortal Kombat" by Midway
zombie.ogg - "Zombie Panic" from "Zombies Ate My Neighbors" by LucasArts
evening.ogg - "Evening of the Undead" from "Zombies Ate My Neighbors" by LucasArts
Original Developers - Sega, Nintendo, Konami, RARE, LucasArts, Shiny Entertainment and Midway
Ripped by Sam Feichter (AstroCreep)
Cleaned and OGG'd with FL Studio 11
Special thanks to YouTube, for hosting these videos, and Anything2MP3.com for easy YouTube rips
All original material by Sam Feichter (AstroCreep) may be used in any
modification or patch anyone would like to create, provided credit is given.
Any material used that was created by other people must be credited to the original author.
If I missed anybody, feel free to notify me so I can update the credits.
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