Because this is going to completely reformulate the entire system (basically I'm rebuilding it from scratch and copying the files over), I have no idea what to expect or what could go wrong (usually a lot goes wrong in the process, just to give fair warning, I've very rarely had smooth experiences with this kind of thing).
I'm going to try and do this in a time frame where there usually isn't a heck of a lot of activity, but I can't make any promises for when it will be back up while I am doing this.
If anyone wishes to mirror the SVN site during its downtime, or at least the latest builds, I highly suggest you do so.
The site upgrade is complete and things are running once more. Please check comments for details.