NOTE: One thing you'll notice about these weapons-- one, they're the same color in most cases, two, you can tell what weapon the majority of the weapons were based around, three, they have no hands, and four, they're all ms paint'd. I really don't care for looks right now-- I'll vary up colors, sure, but I want these weapons to play better than they look. I'm a firm gameplay > graphics kind of guy. (Besides, I kinda suck at this sort of thing.)
Weaponry
Shovel (Sprited)
Sledgehammer
Fireman's Axe
"Hartbreaker 9mm" Pistol (Sprited)
Fire/Alt-Fire mode: Single Shot/Fire Bullets
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"Hartbreaker and Hometrasher" Dual Pistols (Sprited)
Fire/Alt-Fire mode: Dual Shot/Fire Dual Shot
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"Thunderbringer" Double Barrel'd Shotty (Sprited)
Fire/Alt-Fire mode: 12 Pellet Shot/6 Pellet delay shot (2)
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"Thunderbringers" Dual Double Barrels (Sprited)
Fire/Alt-Fire mode: 24 Pellet Shot/6 Pellet delay shot (4)
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"Slamback" Combat Shotgun (Sprited)
Fire/Alt-Fire mode: 18 Pellet Shot/18 Fire Pellet Shot
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"Four Hole Punch" SMG (Sprited)
Fire/Alt-Fire mode: Fully Automatic/Fire Bullet Automatic
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"Four Hole Punches" Dual SMGs (Sprited)
Fire/Alt-Fire mode: Dual Fully Automatic/Fire Bullet Automatic
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"Chicago Staplegun" Tommy Gun (Sprited)
Fire/Alt-Fire mode: Four Round Burst Fire/Four Round Fire Bullet Burst
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"Chicago Stapleguns" Dual Tommies (Sprited)
Fire/Alt-Fire mode: Dual Four Round Burst/Dual Four Round Fire Bullet Burst
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Firecracker Crossbow
Firecracker Mortar
Flamethrower
Circular Saw Shooter
Artifact 11
Pocket Rocket
Fission Grenade
Acid Flask
Monsters
Obligatory Zombies
Flamethrower Zombies (like literal, shambling corpses with flamethrowers replacing an arm)
Terracadavres (Zombies stuck in the ground, attack ala Starcraft Brood War's Lurkers)
Cybernetic Zombies
Paramilitary Chickens (Chickens with guns. We're doomed.)
Tank Pigs (Pigs with Firecracker weapons.)
Pig Jockeys (Chickens riding pigs. This is so bizarre xD)
Plasmarachs (Spiders that spit lasers that AREN'T Arachnotrons)
Warmechs